Monthly Archives: April 2009

It is a Towel……NOT?

Pictures extracted from forward email.

The-Lady Owner shows us these picture.

Cookie: She buy me pink towel again 😦 I would prefer blue.
Pepper: Hei, pink color towel is definitely for me, I am a Princess.

Jessie: Is my friend, Shar-Pei.

Jessie: Shar-Pei is still a puppy.

Jessie: Ooohhh~!! Shar-Pei is cute.


Honest WeBlog Award

We have been given our very first blog award by Santa. Thank you Santa, it is an honour.

When accepting this award, we must write a post bragging about it. We are supposed to share with you 10 honest things about us.

A HAH…. 10 honest things for each of us, which mean we will have to come out with 30 honest things……

Firstly, we would like to start with Cookie then Pepper and Jessie.

@Cookie : 10 honest things to declare.

  1. I love food. Every dog loves to eat and I eat to survive. I have to fill my stomach whenever food is available because I do not know when my next meal time will be. (The-Lady-Owner: you are not living in the wild, I feed you everyday) I respond very well to the word “you want???“, which means “food!!!!“.
  2. I love jungle trekking. I go jungle trekking with Pepper almost every Saturday morning. I need to exercise to build my muscles so I will look good in front of pretty bitches. Besides that, I am also allowed to leave the perfume of my machoness (pee) everywhere and anywhere. YooHOoo~~!!
  3. I love car rides. Well, the only way I can travel and see a lot of interesting things without having to use my own feet is car rides. When I feel bored half way the journey, I can always chill out at the back of the car (sleep).
  4. I love wrestling with Jessie. Sometimes, dogs have dog’s way of playing. Humans cannot understand why we love to wrestling. Anyway, we enjoy it very much. (The-Lady-Owner: Wrestling means jumping up and down the sofas and chasing each other at ridiculous speed and bumping into any obstacles blocking their way around the house and the same time creating a mess in the house!)
  5. I love tug-a-wall. I play it with The-Lady-Owner and Jessie and at the same time I will growl to intimidate the other.
  6. I am a hunter. This is a born-with natural instinct of mine. We, miniature schnauzers are bred to hunt vermin. I hunts cockroaches, lizards and ants and anything that moves.
  7. I am afraid of rolled-up newspapers. It appears either when I have marked my territory on the furniture or when I help to clean up the garbage. However, I’m smart enough to run and hide before the rolled-up newspaper reaches my butt.
  8. I love barking. I bark at strangers and the dog opposite my den who always come to provoke me.
  9. I hate swimming. However, I don’t mind it during bathing and grooming. However,that doesn’t mean that I like to swim. I don’t like to get my body wet especially my snout.
  10. Lastly, I am a mama’s boy. hehe. Okay…, stop laughing!As I have received the Honest Weblog award from Santa, I have to be honest. I love to sleep next to The-Lady-Owner and I also love tummy rubs. The-Lady-Owner has to carry me upstairs to my sleeping pillow every night or else I’ll pout and sulk

@Pepper : 10 honest things to declare.

  1. I am Princess. I think I am. I am elegant, neat, quiet, unique and have the style of a Princess. I watched Princess Diary too.
  2. I love belly rubs. Although The-Lady-Owner says that it is very rude for a princess to spread my legs wide open a.k.a “kang kang”, but I like it when she rubs my belly.
  3. I am afraid of thunders. The flash from the sky is always followed by a deafening thunder. My body shivers uncontrollably whenever I hear thunders. I am worried whether the thunder will strike me or not.
  4. I enjoy Jungle Trekking. I am allowed to run freely without leash on my neck in the jungle. I am allowed to explore the world in the wild and sometimes I find interesting beings on the ground in the jungle. I love the scent of the jungle. It brings the meaning of freedom to me.
  5. I Love The-Lady-Owner’s cuddle. I am a cuddly-teddy-princess dog. Basically, I do not mind if with anyone carries and cuddles me.
  6. I hate CATS to the MAX. The hatred towards cat has been pass down to me from my ancestors in my bloodline. I couldn’t help but bark and chase after them whenever I spot their existence.
  7. I love Chicken Wing and Drumstick. To those who never tasted a REAL chicken, ask your owner to feed you once and you will be addicted forever.
  8. I love to lie on the couch and lick my paws. This is strictly prohibited in the house but I will always do it when The-Lady-Owner is not aware.
  9. I am a potential agility champion. I can jump pretty high and I listen to commands very well. The-Lady-Owner has the intention to enroll me in one of this training. YiiiiPeeee!
  10. I am a good swimmer. Although I hate to swim, I can actually swim very fast and very far.

@ Jessie : 10 things to declare.

  1. I love wrestling with Cookie. I may be smaller in size but I proved that I am stronger in comparison to my smaller size, and my stamina is much better than Cookie’s. (Cookie: She’s lying!!)
  2. I mark territory too. (Hush Hush~! Don’t let The-Lady-Owner hear this, else she will beat my butt again.) It was me who pee-ed on The-Lady-Owner’s mattress because I smelled Cookie’s pee on it. It was also me who peed on Pepper’s Big-Pillow-Bed, the bed should have been mine. I peed on the sofa too, twice on different sofas. I did that to avoid the limitted territory being monopolized by Cookie.
  3. Mr. Plastic-Bone is my favourite chew toy. I have lots of soft toy like Mr. & Mrs Rebenna, Mr. Pooh and Mr. Snoopy. However, their texture are not that delicous and they are too fluffy. Mr. Plastic-Bone provides me with the hardness that is just suitable for my teeth. I LOVE YOU, Mr. Plastic-Bone! (it was previously owned by Cookie)
  4. I lick, excessively. Dogs love licking, this is a born-with habit. When I lick you means I like you. Please accept it, and love me and give me more attention.
  5. I Love Jungle Trekking too. I have been to the jungle once and I “fell in love” with the jungle. However, I realised I will not have many chances to go there because The-Lady-Owner said she cannot handle 3 dos alone.
  6. I miss my previous owner. 😦 I miss him when I first came to this house and I still miss him. I have countless sleepless nights.
  7. I wish to visit my previous owner again. I understand he has his own problem to deal with and I understand why he cannot take care of me. I am happy staying with Cookie, Pepper and The-Lady-Owner. However, I wish I can meet him again in the future.
  8. I sleep on The-Lady-Owner’s bed. I peed there and it is officially my bed. I am a generous schnauzer, I share my bed with The-Lady-Owner.
  9. I love to irritate Pepper. She thinks she is a Princess, AHA! the funniest Joke in this den. She is just a pretender who pretends to be a Princess. So, I purposely disturb her, kick her, lick her, bite her, growl at her, I do all these things to irritate her.
  10. I dug the garbage bin. It was me who started the act of digging the garbage bin in the kitchen. Cookie was my partner-in-crime and the Pretender Princess also actually did join in the fun but she knew how to “clean” up herself and make herself “CLEAN” leaving no trail in the crime scene. Therefore, Cookie & I received the consequences — rolled-up newspapers on our butt.

A Letter to Dogs (as well as Cats)

Extraction from somewhere.

Dear Dogs and Cats,

The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn’t help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible.

I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years — canine or feline attendance is not required.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat’s butt. I cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:

To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our

1.They live here. You don’t.

2.If you don’t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That’s why they call it ‘fur’niture.)

3.I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. To you, it’s an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn’t speak clearly.

Yours truly,

Your Pet Parents

Jessie, in the house

She loves toy

She Loves licking too.

She is a happy dog.

As we promised earlier, here is the story about Jessie.

On 28 March 2009, she is officially staying with us, forever. She adapt very well with us in new environment especially with me, Cookie the Handsome. She LOVE to play with me, we play day and night 🙂 wink wink.

You may wander why out of sudden she came to stay with us? Below is the full story.We are now A Happy Miniature Schnauzer Family.

I, Cookie Monsta came to this house in July 2007. I am The-Lady-Owner ‘s first dog. After a year, she started looking high and low to get another female to accompany me. She approached Jessie’s previous owner when she saw him posted an ads in a forum to sell miniature schnauzer puppies. Unfortunately, Jessie wasn’t pregnant, there was no deal.

Cookie Monsta, The handsome

In November 2008, The-Lady Owner brought home Pepper.

Pepper Bebe, The Princess

After a few months, Jessie’s previous owner contacted The-Lady-Owner. Due to his personal problem and the nature of his work, he has no time to take care of Jessie. He asked if The-Lady-Owner will be interested to adopt Jessie, of course with some conditions. We met up during Chinese New Year. We had a fun time playing together. That was when I first met Jessie.

After a few discussion, agreement and arrangement between The-Lady-Owner and Jessie’s previous owner, finally she came to our house!

She is the oldest among us. The-Lady-Owner would love to call her The-Jumping-Furball. She love to follow The-Lady-Owner anywhere in the house and would wait infront of the Toilet when The-Lady-Owner went in. She will start scratching the door if The-Lady-Owner taking too long doing “business”.

cover up her legs, she looks just like a furball.

That’s all for this post. We will constantly blog about her in the future.

Our Blog’s Picture

We know it is time to change our Blog header’s picture as we are now Cookie, Pepper and Jessie. However, our Lady-Owner is too lazy to move her brain and fingers. We think, we will still using the CNY picture for awhile unless someone offer to help to design the header for us!!!!